Trivia and Cats: Chapter 1
Veronica explains the role of Cats in Rome's ancient city center.
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Veronica 2020
MAKE AMERICA CUTE AGAIN
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Meet Veronica
Inspiring Visionary. Brilliant Strategist. Adorable Cat.
Veronica is a charismatic leader, dedicated to making America a Cuter place for all citizens, even dogs.
She works tirelessly, between naps, to fight for
Justice, Equality and Tinkle Bells for All.
Vote Veronica 2020.
We Could Do Worse.
"Veronica? Yeah, she's pretty cool, I guess. Most of the time, anyway. Not the best at sharing.
I look really great in this picture, right?"
Archie
Longtime Companion
"I'll totally vote for Veronica. She's the best."
Lacey
Eternal Optimist
"Veronica is an inspiration. She is my role model. She showed me it's OK to bite Lacey. That changed my life."
Petunia
Roommate
"What's a Veronica?"
Holly
Urban Chicken
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Why Veronica?
Veronica is a sweet Southern Belle with one simple dream: Total World Domination.
Rescued from the mean streets of Grand Prairie, TX, Veronica spent her early weeks at Dallas' East Lake Pet Orphanage. There she learned the importance of modesty and decorum; poise and purpose. From these humble beginnings, Veronica set her goals high. Her 2020 Campaign is the single most important event in all of history.
Imagine a land ruled by a charismatic Tortico. A Cat who shares your values. A Cat committed to bringing Cuteness back to America.
When elected, Veronica will address the most critical issues facing our World today:
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Ending the Catnip Crisis
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Securing Tinklebells for All
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Providing Free Obedience School for Every Dog and Every Human
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Eradicating the tyranny of the Red Dot
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Abolishing the scourge that is Comic Sans
Vote Veronica 2020
We Could Do Worse
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