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Why Veronica?

Veronica is a sweet Southern Belle with one simple dream: Total World Domination.

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Rescued from the mean streets of Grand Prairie, TX, Veronica spent her early weeks at Dallas' East Lake Pet Orphanage. There she learned the importance of modesty and decorum; poise and purpose.  From these humble beginnings, Veronica set her goals high. Her 2020 Campaign is the single most important event in all of history.

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Imagine a land ruled by a charismatic Tortico. A Cat who shares your values. A Cat committed to bringing Cuteness back to America.

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When elected, Veronica will address the most critical issues facing our World today:

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  • Ending the Catnip Crisis

  • Securing Tinklebells for All

  • Providing Free Obedience School for Every Dog and Every Human

  • Eradicating the tyranny of the Red Dot

  • Abolishing the scourge that is Comic Sans
     

Vote Veronica 2020

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