Why Veronica?
Veronica is a sweet Southern Belle with one simple dream: Total World Domination.
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Rescued from the mean streets of Grand Prairie, TX, Veronica spent her early weeks at Dallas' East Lake Pet Orphanage. There she learned the importance of modesty and decorum; poise and purpose. From these humble beginnings, Veronica set her goals high. Her 2020 Campaign is the single most important event in all of history.
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Imagine a land ruled by a charismatic Tortico. A Cat who shares your values. A Cat committed to bringing Cuteness back to America.
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When elected, Veronica will address the most critical issues facing our World today:
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Ending the Catnip Crisis
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Securing Tinklebells for All
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Providing Free Obedience School for Every Dog and Every Human
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Eradicating the tyranny of the Red Dot
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Abolishing the scourge that is Comic Sans
Vote Veronica 2020
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